Why didn’t Han Solo enjoy his steak dinner? It was Chewie. Why don’t pirates take a bath before they walk the plank? They just wash up on shore. Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it. Did you hear about the racing snail who got rid of his shell? He thought it would make him faster, but it just made him sluggish. A turtle is crossing the road when he’s mugged by two snails. When the police ask him what happened, the shaken turtle replies, “I don’t know. It all happened so fast.” Did you hear about the guy who froze to death at the drive-in? He went to see Closed for the Winter. We all know about Murphy’s Law: Anything that can go wrong will go wrong. But have you heard of Cole’s Law? It’s thinly sliced cabbage. 😁 #dadjokes Happy taco Tuesday! Can’t have any of mine cuz they nachos hehe (not yours) lol

Posted by kat at 2022-11-08 13:29:32 UTC