Why did the Uber driver cancel his gym membership? Because he didn’t even Lyft, bro. 😜 What was the stylist’s favorite exercise? Curls. Why did the seafood chef stop going to the gym? He pulled a mussel. 😁 Why did the cheeseburger get a gym membership? He wanted bigger buns. If you run in front of a car you might get tired, but if you run behind a car you’ll get exhausted! 🤭

Posted by kat at 2022-12-10 15:50:09 UTC